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Disclaimer: Relax, THIS IS NOT A RELIGIOUS PIECE. You can skip the first paragraph if you like.

Admittedly I am a lapse Catholic and you’re probably wondering what that means? Well it means that while I am not a regular church goer, I do try to stick to Lent, which represents the time Jesus went into the dessert for 40 Days and 40 nights and was tempted by the devil and so on so forth.  Well, before this becomes a religion lesson, let’s just say this, it is asked of people to give something up for Lent that is very hard to do without, as it represents the sacrifices made while in the desert, etc. etc. etc.

For Lent I gave up Chocolate (already killing me), I am trying to attempt healthier habits (In hopes of creating better ones) and my bad and apparently favorite, swearing, as well as yelling at ignoramus drivers.  The latter has proven so far to be my downfall, with that said, today’s eyeball and brain reading fiesta, is about trying to find different ways that I can express my feelings without sounding like I stepped out of Pulp Fiction (a bleeping good movie, btw). This is Troy’s idea, since last Wednesday night I managed to drop a few expletives in our conversation bringing my total for the last few days to twenty-four tally marks.  By the end of these 40 days (36 now!), the LASPCA, may be mewing and wagging their puppy tails with delight!

So here goes…a potential chart of replacement words…
NO!  Yes.
F*** Fraggles
Hell Heck
Damn/Dammit Dang/Dang it or Darn/Darn it
Sh** Shoot, Crap, Crug, Ugh (right? Sigh…)


Phrases
WTF? What the Frig? (Thank you Grant Wilson for that gem)
WTH? What the Heck!?
SOB Son of a beehive

Okay, so this is simply going to be the hardest part.  Isn’t it funny how freely some words come out of your mouth? Oops.  My substitutions may seem silly, crazy or juvenile, but if it works, it will make it a little more funnier. I am in it for the long haul, wondering if the change will be permanent, or just a temporary thing, but only time will tell.

So for those of you who can’t stop…More power to you, say a few for me AND most importantly, Orbitz keeps your mouth clean. ;)  Pop me a line if you have any replacement suggestions to add! =-D
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  1. UnknownFebruary 26, 2012 at 6:27 AM

    Son of a biscut
    Cheese and Rice

    Son of beehive made m laugh.

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